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Aunty

DANSK

Moster


You ought to have known Aunty; she was so lovely. And yet, to be more specific, she wasn't lovely in the usual sense of the word, but she was sweet and charming and funny in her own way - just the type to gossip about when one is in the mood to gossip and be facetious over someone. She should have been put in a play, just because she herself simply lived for the theater and everything that goes on in it. She was so very respectable, even if Agent Nob, whom Aunty called Snob, said she was stage-struck.

"The theater is my schoolroom," she said, "my fountain of knowledge. There I have brushed up on my old Biblical history. Take Moses, for instance, or Joseph and His Brethren - they're operas now. It is from the theater that I've gained my knowledge of world history, geography, and human nature. I've learned about Parisian life from French farces - it's naughty, but very interesting. How I have cried over The Riquebourg Family - to think that the husband had to drink himself to death just so his wife could get her young sweetheart! Ah, yes, many's the tear I've shed in the fifty years I've been going to the theater!"

Aunty knew every play, every piece of scenery, every actor who came on or ever had come on. She really only lived during the nine months of the theatrical season. A summer without a summer stock company was enough to age her, while an evening at the theater that lasted till past midnight prolonged her life. She didn't say, as people did, "Now we will have spring; the stork has come!" or, "There's an item in the paper about the early strawberries!" Instead, she announced the coming of autumn, "Have you seen that the box office is open? They'll begin the performances soon!"

She reckoned the value of a house and its location by its distance from the theater. She was heartbroken to have to leave the narrow alley behind the theater and move to a wide street a little farther away, and live in a house where there were no neighbors opposite her.

"At home my window must be my box at the theater. You can't sit by yourself without ever seeing people. But where I live now, it seems as if I've moved way out into the country. If I want to see people, I have to go into the kitchen and climb up onto the sink. That's the only way I can see my neighbors. Now, in that old alley of mine I could look right into the linen dealer's, and then I was only three steps from the theater; now I am three thousand steps away - a guardsman's steps, at that!"

Aunty might sometimes be ill, but however badly she happened to feel, she never missed the theater. One evening her doctor ordered her to put her feet in sour-dough poultices; she did as he told her, but rode off to the theater and sat there with her feet in sour dough. If she had died there it would have pleased her. Thorvaldsen died in the theater; and she called that "a blessed death."

She could not imagine heaven if there were no theater there; indeed, it was never promised to us, but it surely was conceivable that the many great actors and actresses who had gone on before would want to continue their work.

Aunty had her own private wire from the theater to her room; and the "telegram" came every Sunday for coffee. Her private wire was Mr. Sivertsen, of the stage-setting department. It was he who gave the signal for the raising and lowering of the curtain, the setting or striking of the scenery.

From him she received a brief, expressive report of each of the plays. Shakespeare's Tempest he called "detestable stuff - there's so much to set up! Why, it begins with water down to the first side drop!" That is to say, the rolling billows extended far forward on the stage. On the other hand, if a play could go through five acts in one and the same set, he said it was sensible and well written; it was a play of rest that could play itself, without all that setting up to do.

In the earlier days, Aunty recalled, meaning some thirty-odd years back, when she and Mr. Sivertsen were indeed much younger, he was then already in the mechanical department, and, as she called him, her "benefactor." At that time it was customary at the town's big and only theater to admit spectators into the cockloft; every stage carpenter had one or two places to dispose of. It was often filled to capacity, and with a very select company; it was said the wives of generals and councilmen had been there, because it was so interesting to look down behind the scenes and see how the performers stood and moved when the curtain was down.

Aunty had been there several times, to tragedies and ballets, for the productions requiring the largest casts were the most interesting to watch from the loft. You sat up there in almost complete darkness, and most people brought their suppers with them. But once three apples and a package of sandwiches filled with sausage fell straight down into the prison where Ugolino was about to die of hunger! The sausage produced a tremendous effect. The audience laughed and cheered, and the sausage was one of the main reasons why the management decided to forbid admission to the cockloft.

"But still I've been there thirty-seven times," said Aunty. "And for that I shall always be grateful to Mr. Sivertsen."

On the last evening that the cockloft was open to the public, they were giving The Judgment of Solomon. Aunty could remember it so well, for from her benefactor, Mr. Sivertsen, she had obtained a ticket for Agent Nob. Not that he deserved it, for he always made fun of the theater and teased her about it, but still she had got him a seat in the cockloft. He wanted to look at the goings-on in the theater upside down. "Those were his very words, and just like him," said Aunty.

And so he saw The Judgment of Solomon from above, and fell asleep. One would surely have thought that he had come from a big dinner and had drunk many toasts. He slept until after the theater was locked up and had to spend the whole dark night up in the loft. He had a story to tell of his waking up, but Aunty didn't believe a word of it. The Judgment of Solomon was played out, the lights were out, and all the people were out, above and below; but then began the epilogue, the real comedy, the best thing of all, according to the agent. Then life came into the properties, and it wasn't The Judgment of Solomon that was given now; no, it was Judgment Day at the Theater. All this Agent Nob impudently tried to cram into Aunty; that was her thanks for getting him into the cockloft.

The story the agent told was amusing enough to hear, but there were mockery and spite behind it.

"It was very dark up there," said the agent, "but then the witchery began, the great spectacle, Judgment Day at the Theater. Ticket takers were at the doors, and every spectator had to show his spiritual testimonial, to decide whether he could enter free or handcuffed, and with or without a muzzle. Fine society people, who came too late, after the performance had begun, and young fellows who wasted their time were hitched outside. There they were muzzled, and had felt soles put under their shoes, to walk in on in time for the beginning of the next scene. And then they began Judgment Day at the Theater.

"Purely wickedness," said Aunty, "which our Lord knows nothing about!"

Had the scene painter wanted to get into heaven he would have had to climb up some stairs he had painted himself but which were too steep for anybody to use. That, of course, was because of his sin against perspective. The stage carpenter who had placed the plants and buildings in lands where they didn't belong had to move them into their proper places before cockcrowing time, if he expected to go to heaven. Mr. Nob would have to watch his own chances of getting there! And to hear what he said about the actors, both in comedy and tragedy, or in song and dance - why, it was shameful of Mr. Nob! Mr. Nob! He never deserved his place in the cockloft! Aunty didn't believe a word of what he said. He had written it all out, he said - the snob! - and would have it printed, but not until he was dead and buried, since he had no wish to be skinned alive.

Only once had Aunty known terror and anguish in her own temple of happiness, the theater. It was one of those gray winter days when we have only two hours of foggy daylight; it was cold and snowing, but Aunty was bound for the theater. They were giving Hermann von Unna, besides a little opera and a grand ballet, with prologue and epilogue - it would last well into the night. Aunty had to be there; her lodger had lent her a pair of sleigh boots, shaggy both outside and inside, that reached all the way up her legs.

Aunty arrived at the theater and was seated in a box; the boots felt warm, so she kept them on. Suddenly there arose the cry of "Fire!" as smoke rolled from one of the wings and down from the cockloft! There was a fearful panic, and people stormed out. Aunty was sitting farthest from the door - "second tier, left - hand side; from there the decorations look best," she said. "They always arrange them so they will look the prettiest from the King's side of the house." Now she wanted to get out of there, but the excited people in front of her thoughtlessly slammed and jammed the door shut. There was Aunty, with no way out and no way in, for the partitions between the boxes were too high. She called for help, but nobody heard her. When she looked over at the tier beneath, she saw it was empty; the balustrade was low; and the drop wasn't very far. Her fright made her feel young and active, so she prepared to jump. She got one foot on the seat and the other over the railing; there she sat astride, well draped in her flowered skirt, with one long leg dangling below, a leg in a huge sleigh boot. That was a sight to see! And it was seen, when finally her cries were heard; and then she was easily rescued, for the fire didn't amount to much.

That was the most memorable evening of her life, she said, and she was glad she hadn't seen herself, for she would have died of shame!

Her benefactor in the mechanical department, Mr. Sivertsen, came to see her regularly every Sunday. But it was a long time between Sundays. So in later years, in the middle of the week, a small child would come to her for the "leavings"; that is, to get her supper from the remains of Aunty's dinner.

This little child was a member of the ballet who really needed the food. She played the roles of a page or a fairy, but her hardest part was the hind legs of the lion in Mozart's Magic Flute. She eventually grew up to become the front legs, but for this she was paid only three marks, while as the hind legs she had received one rix-dollar. She had had to creep about as the hind legs, stooping, panting for fresh air. This was very interesting to know, thought Aunty.

Aunty deserved to have lived as long as the theater itself, but she couldn't hold out that long; nor did she die in the theater, but quietly and decently in her own bed. Her dying words were full of significance; she asked, "What are they playing tomorrow?"

She must have left about five hundred rix-dollars; we came to that conclusion from the yearly rental, which amounted to twenty rix-dollars. The money was left by Aunty as a legacy for some deserving old spinster who had no family. It was to be used for a seat in the second tier, left side, every Saturday, for that was when they gave the best plays. There was only one condition imposed on the legatee. As she sat in the theater every Saturday, she was to think of Aunty lying in her grave.

This was Aunty's religion.
Du skulle have kendt moster! hun var yndig! ja, det vil sige, hun var slet ikke yndig, som man forstår ved at være yndig, men hun var sød og rar, morsom på sin måde, rigtig til at snakke om, når der skal snakkes og gøres lystig over en, hun var til at sætte lige ind i en komedie, og det ene og alene fordi hun levede for komediehuset og hvad der rører sig derinde. Hun var så hæderlig, men agent Fab, som moster kaldte Flab, kaldte hende komediegal.

"Teatret er min skolegang!" sagde hun, "min kundskabskilde, derfra har jeg min opfriskede bibelhistorier: 'Moses', 'Josef og hans brødre', det er nu operaer! Jeg har fra teatret min verdenshistorie, geografi og menneskekundskab! Jeg kender fra de franske stykker pariserlivet - slibrigt, men højst interessant! hvor har jeg grædt over 'Familien Riquebourg', at den mand skal drikke sig ihjel for at hun kan få den unge kæreste! - Ja hvor mange tårer har jeg dog grædt i de halvtredsindstyve år, jeg har abonneret!"

Moster kendte hvert teaterstykke, hver kulisse, hver person, der trådte op eller havde trådt op. Hun levede kun rigtig i de ni komediemåneder. Sommertiden uden sommerskuespil var en tid, der gjorde hende gammel, medens en komedieaften, der trak ud over midnat, var en forlængelse af livet. Hun talte ikke som andre folk: "Nu får vi forår, storken er kommet!" - "der står i avisen om de første jordbær." Hun derimod forkyndte efterårets komme. "Har De set, nu er teaterlogerne til auktion, nu begynder forestillingerne?"

Hun regnede en bopæls værd og gode beliggenhed efter hvor nær den lå teatret. Det var hende en sorg af forlade det lille stræde bag teatret og flytte hen i den store gade lidt længere derfra og der bo i et hus, hvor hun ikke havde genboer.

"Hjemme må mit vindue være min teaterloge! man kan da ikke sidde og gå op i sig selv, mennesker må man dog se! men nu bor jeg, som jeg var flyttet ud på landet. Vil jeg se mennesker, må jeg gå ud i mit køkken og sætte mig op på vasken, kun der har jeg genboer. Nej, da jeg boede i mit stræde, der kunne jeg se lige ind til hørkræmmerens, og så havde jeg kun tre hundrede skridt til teatret, nu har jeg tre tusinde garderskridt."

Moster kunne være syg, men i hvor ilde hun befandt sig, forsømte hun dog ikke komedien. Hendes læge forordnede, at hun en aften skulle have surdej under fødderne, hun gjorde som han sagde, men kørte hen i teatret og sad her med surdej under fødderne. Var hun død der, det ville have fornøjet hende. Thorvaldsen døde i teatret, det kaldte hun "salig død."

Hun kunne til visse ikke tænke sig himmerigs rige uden at der også måtte være et teater; det var jo ikke lovet os, men det var dog at tænke; at de mange udmærkede skuespillere og skuespillerinder, der var gået forud, måtte have en fortsat virkekreds.

Moster havde sin elektriske tråd fra teatret til sin stue; telegrammet kom hver søndag til kaffe. Hendes elektriske tråd var "hr. Sivertsen ved teatermaskineriet." Ham, der gav signalerne til op og ned, ind og ud med tæpper og kulisser.

Af ham fik hun forud en kort og fyndig anmeldelse af stykkerne. Shakespeares "Stormen" kaldte han "forbandet tøj! der er så meget at stille op, og så begynder det med vand til første kulisse!" det ville sige, så langt frem gik de rullende bølger. Stod derimod gennem alle fem akter en og samme stuedekoration, så sagde han, det var fornuftigt og velskrevet, det var et hvilestykke, det spillede sig selv uden opstilling.

I tidligere tid, som moster kaldte tiden for nogle og tredve år tilbage, var hun og nysnævnte hr. Sivertsen yngre; han var allerede da ved maskineriet og, som hun kaldte ham, hendes "velgører." Det var nemlig i den tid skik at ved aftnens forestilling på stadens eneste og store teater, kom også tilskuere på loftet; hver maskinkarl havde en plads eller to at råde over. Der var tit propfuldt og meget fint selskab, man sagde, at der havde været både generalinder og kommercerådiner: Det var så interessant at se ned bag kulisserne og vide hvorledes de mennesker gik og stod, når tæppet var nede.

Moster havde flere gange været der, både til tragedier og balletter, thi de stykker, hvori det største personale trådte op, var de interessanteste fra loftet. Man sad så temmeligt i mørke deroppe, de fleste havde aftensmad med; engang faldt tre æbler og et lag smørrebrød med rullepølse lige ned i Ugolinos fængsel, hvor mennesket skulle dø af sult, og så blev der et grin af publikum. Den rullepølse var en af de vægtigste grunde, hvorfor den høje direktion lod tilskuerpladsen på loftet aldeles gå ind.

"Men jeg var der syvogtredve gange!" sagde moster, "og det glemmer jeg aldrig hr. Sivertsen."

Det var netop sidste aften at loftet stod åbent for publikum, da spilledes "Salomons dom," moster huskede det så godt; hun havde, ved sin velgører hr. Sivertsen, skaffet agent Fab adgangsbillet, uagtet han ikke fortjente det, da han stedse gjorde narrestreger med teatret og talte på dril; men hun havde nu skaffet ham derop. Han ville se komedietøjet på vrangen, det var hans egne ord og de lignede ham, sagde moster.

Og han så "Salomons dom" fra oven og faldt i søvn; man skulle sandelig tro, at han var kommet fra en stor middag med mange skåler. Han sov og blev lukket inde, sad og sov i den mørke nat på teaterloftet, og da han vågnede, fortalte han, men moster troede ham ikke: Salomons dom var ude, alle lamper og lys var ude, alle mennesker ude, oppe og nede; men så begyndte først den rigtige komedie "Nachspielet," der var det artigste, sagde agenten. Der kom liv i tøjet! det var ikke Salomons dom der blev givet, nej det var Dommedag på teatret. Og alt det havde agent Fab den frækhed at ville bilde moster ind; det var tak fordi hun havde skaffet ham på loftet.

Hvad fortalte da agenten, ja det var løjerligt nok at høre, men der lå ondskab og dril på bunden.

"Det så mørkt ud deroppe!" sagde agenten, "men så begyndte troldtøjet, stor forestilling: 'Dommedag på teatret'. Kontrollørerne stod ved dørene, og hver tilskuer måtte vise sin åndelige skudsmålsbog, om han turde komme ind med løse hænder eller med bundne, med mundkurv eller uden mundkurv. Herskaber, der kom for silde, når allerede forestillingen var begyndt, ligeså unge mennesker, der jo umuligt altid kan passe tiden, blev tøjret udenfor, fik filtsåler under fødderne til at gå ind med ved næste akts begyndelse, dertil mundkurv. Og så begyndte Dommedag på teatret!"

"Bare ondskab, som Vorherre ikke kender til!" sagde moster.

Maleren skulle, ville han ind i himlen, gå op ad en trappe, han selv havde malet, men som intet menneske kunne skræve op ad. Det var jo kun en forsyndelse imod perspektivet. Alle de planter og bygninger, maskinmesteren med stor ulejlighed havde stillet i lande, hvor de ikke hørte hjemme, skulle det arme menneske flytte til rette sted og det før hanegal, ville han ind i himlen. Hr. Fab skulle bare se at han selv kunne komme derind; og hvad han fortalte om personalet, både i komedien og tragedien, i sang og i dans, var nu det sorteste af hr. Fab, flab! han fortjente ikke at komme på loftet, moster ville ikke tage hans ord i sin mund. Det var nedskrevet det hele, havde han sagt, flaben! det skulle komme i trykken, når han var død og borte, før ikke; han ville ikke flås.

Moster havde kun en gang været i angst og vånde i sit lyksalighedstempel, teatret. Det var en vinterdag, en af de dage, hvor man har dag to timer og gråt. Det var en kulde og en sne, men i teatret skulle moster; de gav "Herman von Unna," dertil en lille opera og en stor ballet, en prolog og en epilog; det ville vare ud på natten. Moster måtte derhen; hendes logerende havde lånt hende et par kanestøvler med loddent både ud og ind; de nåede hende op om benene.

Hun kom i teatret, hun kom i logen; støvlerne var varme, hun beholdt dem på. Med ét blev der råbt brand; der kom røg fra en kulisse, der kom røg fra loftet; der blev en frygtelig bestyrtelse. Folk stormede ud; moster var den sidste i logen, - "anden etage til venstre, der tager dekorationerne sig bedst ud!" sagde hun, "de stilles altid til at ses smukkest fra den kongelige side!" - Moster ville ud, de foran hende smækkede i angst og ubetænksomhed døren i; der sad moster, ud kunne hun ikke komme, ind ikke heller; det vil sige ind i naboens loge, gelænderet var for højt. Hun råbte, ingen hørte, hun så ned i etagen under sig, den var tom, den var lav, den var nær ved; moster følte sig i angsten så ung og let; hun ville springe ned, fik også det ene ben over rækværket, det andet fra bænken; der sad hun til hest, vel draperet, med sit blommede skørt, med et langt ben helt svævende ude, et ben med en uhyre kanestøvle; det var et syn at se! og da det blev set, blev også moster hørt, og frelst for at brænde inde, for teatret brændte ikke.

Det var den mest mindeværdige aften i hendes liv, sagde hun og var glad over, at hun ikke havde kunnet se sig selv, thi så var hun død af blusel.

Hendes velgører ved maskineriet, hr. Sivertsen, kom stadig hver søndag til hende, men der var lang tid fra søndag til søndag; i den senere tid havde hun derfor midt i ugen et lille barn "til levning," det vil sige til at nyde hvad der den dag blev tilovers fra middagen. Det var et lille barn fra balletten, der også trængte til mad. Den lille trådte op både som alf og som page; det sværeste parti var som bagben til løven i "Tryllefløjten," men hun voksede til forben i løven; det fik hun rigtignok kun tre mark for, bagbenene gav en rigsdaler, men der måtte hun gå krumbøjet og savne den friske luft. Det var meget interessant at vide, mente moster.

Hun havde fortjent at leve så længe teatret stod, men det holdt hun dog ikke ud; heller ikke døde hun der, men skikkeligt og honnet i sin egen seng; hendes sidste ord var i øvrigt ganske betydningsfulde, hun spurgte: "Hvad spiller de i morgen?"

Efter hendes død var der nok omtrent fem hundrede rigsdaler; vi slutter fra renterne, som er tyve rigsdaler. Dem havde moster bestemt til et legat for en værdig gammel jomfru uden familie; de skulle anvendes årlig til at abonnere en plads i anden etage, venstre side og om lørdagen, for så gav man de bedste stykker. Der var kun én forpligtelse for den, som nød godt af legatet, hver lørdag skulle hun i teatret tænke på moster, der lå i sin grav.

Det var mosters religion.




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